Because even during a dumpster fire year, the holidays still happen. Our Horrors Persist But So Do the Holidays card is the perfect blend of existential dread and festive spirit. Featuring two smiling flaming dumpsters holding hands (yes, seriously), this card says what we’re all thinking—with a wink. Ideal for friends, coworkers, and family members who appreciate dark humor and painfully accurate holiday vibes.
✔️ Darkly funny holiday card for 2025’s mood
✔️ Illustrated with festive dumpster fires and holiday lights
✔️ Blank inside for your own bleakly hopeful message
✔️ Includes kraft envelope and packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve
Because if we’re going down, we’re going down together—with glitter and garland.
- Folded size of 4.25 x 5.5 inches![]()
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- Blank inside
- Comes with an A2 kraft envelope
- Packaged in a cello sleeve
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Copyright - MangoIllustrated, Katie Valentine